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Heartbreak Pays: Inside Music’s Most Lucrative Celebrity Breakups

By Alice DarlaMarch 19, 2025
Heartbreak Pays: Inside Music’s Most Lucrative Celebrity Breakups

Breakups aren’t just tears, deleted Instagram photos, and sad tweets anymore.

When musicians split, fans don’t just get drama—they get hits. We’re talking cold, hard, Spotify-streaming cash.

Welcome to the wild economy of breakup songs, where love lost can mean profits gained.

Halsey Takes Heartbreak Straight to the Bank

Coming out on top (and taking emotional revenge to an art form) is Halsey’s Without Me, inspired by her tumultuous split with rapper G-Eazy.

With over 2.2 billion Spotify streams and an eye-watering 14 million units sold, this isn’t just therapeutic—it’s financially transformative, earning an estimated $3.6 million worldwide.

The music video even featured a G-Eazy lookalike, leaving fans no room for doubt.

Clearly, heartbreak pays off when you have Halsey’s flair for dramatic storytelling.

Olivia Rodrigo’s Teen Angst Hits the Jackpot (Twice!)

Olivia Rodrigo didn’t just write about heartbreak; she practically trademarked it.

drivers license didn’t just dominate TikTok—it hijacked the entire internet when it dropped, pulling in 2.4 billion streams and around $4 million in Spotify royalties alone.

Apparently, nothing sells quite like teenage heartbreak and high school drama.

But Rodrigo wasn’t finished twisting that knife. She quickly followed up with good 4 U, another shot fired at Joshua Bassett.

Despite a sticky copyright clash (Paramore got writing credits after a legal hiccup), the song didn’t lose any steam, snagging another $3.9 million and 2.3 billion streams. If heartbreak is a business model, Rodrigo’s pretty much the CEO.

Miley Cyrus Blooms from the Ashes

And then there’s Miley. Flowers, inspired by her high-profile breakup with Liam Hemsworth, didn’t just hit—it exploded, achieving a massive 2.4 billion Spotify streams, the highest on the entire list.

Miley didn’t just recover; she thrived, scooping up around $4 million in royalties.

Flowers proves there’s life after heartbreak. And evidently, a lot of cash too.

Taylor Swift: The Serial Heartbreaker (Profit-Maker)

Of course, no list of profitable breakups could exclude Taylor Swift. Swift’s Dear John is still making waves, more than a decade after its release, banking over $240,000 from Spotify royalties alone.

Add hits like All Too Well, Forever and Always, and the biting Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve, and Swift practically runs a breakup-hit factory.

The Top 10 Most Profitable Breakup Songs

RankSongArtist & SubjectSpotify StreamsSpotify Royalties (Worldwide)Total Units Sold
1Without MeHalsey @ G-Eazy2,210,193,857$3,682,182.9714,360,000
2drivers licenseOlivia Rodrigo @ Joshua Bassett2,424,254,105$4,038,807.349,570,000
3good 4 UOlivia Rodrigo @ Joshua Bassett2,373,487,458$3,954,230.119,170,000
4Don’tEd Sheeran @ Ellie Goulding798,828,813$1,330,848.807,150,000
5Call Out My NameThe Weeknd @ Selena Gomez2,034,152,540$3,388,898.134,620,000
6Lose You to Love MeSelena Gomez @ Justin Bieber1,324,308,569$2,206,298.084,550,000
7Part of MeKaty Perry @ Russell Brand632,681,660$1,054,047.656,020,000
8FlowersMiley Cyrus @ Liam Hemsworth2,452,891,570$4,086,517.362,500,000
9Dear JohnTaylor Swift @ John Mayer145,708,873$242,750.986,035,000
10PerfectHarry Styles @ Taylor Swift1,032,240,430$1,719,712.562,810,000

How the Data Was Collected

The data collection for this ranking involved careful analysis by experts at GIGAcalculator.

They compiled a seed list of breakup-inspired songs from sources like Billboard, Business Insider, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, and BuzzFeed.

Spotify streams, estimated royalties calculated through a dedicated royalties calculator, and certified units sold were all considered, with figures sourced primarily from the US, UK, and Australia. The collection of data concluded in March 2025.

Cash, Chaos, and Catharsis

Breaking up might be hard to do, but musicians have clearly figured out the secret recipe for making it profitable.

The next time you stream that sad breakup anthem, remember: it’s not just art; it’s a carefully calculated payday.

So here’s to the artists who didn’t just survive their splits—they monetised them brilliantly.

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